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Hello there. I'm Mati. Ravenclaw. From Argentina. I dream of living in London. I like Harry Potter, Doctor Who, Pirates of the Caribbean, Back to the future, Hunger Games, Pokemon, Disney, Pixar, Marvel, and bowties. Bowties are cool.
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kingloptr:

literallytrash:

itssexualhour:

My parents are both pastors and once I was fucking this one dude who’s dad was the pastor of the rival church and he whispered ‘talk biblical to me’ so i started reciting Psalms  23 and we ended up getting into a competition of who could recite the most bible versus before they cummed

you need less jesus

holy fuck

2 days ago on July 27th, 2014 | J | 153,623 notes

monobeartheater:

infinitefandoms:

strangerinsidethetardis:

fairgroundsoldier:

i love how tumblr is like personally offended by 50 shades of grey

#we all read better fanfiction

#we all WRITE better fanfiction

or maybe its because its an incredibly unhealthy but extremely popular representation of the bdsm lifestyle and is going to spell disaster for millions of young couples trying it out for the first time after seeing the movie

2 days ago on July 27th, 2014 | J | 187,991 notes

tats-maslany:

I got that comic con, comic con sadness

2 days ago on July 27th, 2014 | J | 45,533 notes

prongsmydeer:

Omg, I want a love story in which my best friend calls me a racial slur and then proceeds to join a terrorist group based on killing people of my heritage and then accidentally endangers me and tries to bargain the lives of my child and the man I love away in exchange for me like some creepy bartering system and in causing my death decides to protect my son out of guilt but really spends his entire childhood being an asshole to him - OH WAIT, NO I DON’T. 

2 days ago on July 27th, 2014 | J | 22,047 notes

Emilia Clarke in the Game of Thrones S4 bloopers

3 days ago on July 26th, 2014 | J | 85,387 notes

toethefinishline:

nikhampshire:

always always always reblog.

such an important lesson for children and adults alike. 

This is so important!

1 week ago on July 22nd, 2014 | J | 170,760 notes
deansdamnation:

astericksarestars:

specialagentartemis:

I feel like I have been waiting for this my entire life

I just fell out of my chair.

deansdamnation:

astericksarestars:

specialagentartemis:

I feel like I have been waiting for this my entire life

I just fell out of my chair.

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1 week ago on July 20th, 2014 | J | 238,027 notes
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thesummersetsandparadisefears:

so glad they included this exact like in the movie, best line in the book.

1 week ago on July 20th, 2014 | J | 151,213 notes
1 week ago on July 19th, 2014 | J | 183,541 notes

monobeartheater:

verylittlebird:

a magician asks you to pick a card - any card, in fact. you do. they ask you to put the card back in the pack - anywhere in the pack, in fact. you do. they walk away. ten years later, your wife gives birth to the six of clubs. “is this your card?” the midwife asks, in a familiar voice.

what the fuck

1 week ago on July 19th, 2014 | J | 152,387 notes
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thedisneyfan:

killingmeisso2yearsago:

mrsdoctormuffin:

an-old-fashioned-villian:

yourfictionmyreality:

dreamsdisney:

birger-wuvs-elsa:

I can’t express enough my love for this.

OMG i couldn’t figure out why Eugene was hiding and then it hit me.

Wait why is he hiding

someone explain it to me

Observation skills my dear bloggers

Hehehehe..Once you see it, you only start giggling

i still dont get it 

thedisneyfan:

killingmeisso2yearsago:

mrsdoctormuffin:

an-old-fashioned-villian:

yourfictionmyreality:

dreamsdisney:

birger-wuvs-elsa:

I can’t express enough my love for this.

OMG i couldn’t figure out why Eugene was hiding and then it hit me.

Wait why is he hiding

someone explain it to me

Observation skills my dear bloggers

Hehehehe..Once you see it, you only start giggling

i still dont get it 

1 week ago on July 15th, 2014 | J | 167,934 notes

otomuragakuya:

a sentence
will always look
like poetry

if you
hit enter
a lot

2 weeks ago on July 12th, 2014 | J | 310,944 notes
jerkpattillo:

ungratefullittleshit:

i’m feeling sick

no no no no

jerkpattillo:

ungratefullittleshit:

i’m feeling sick

no no no no

2 weeks ago on July 12th, 2014 | J | 188,263 notes